"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"
Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013

by Willywithabigwilly December 19, 2023

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 3, 2024

Jeez my mate was inside a while and looked fit as a fiddle after now he’s gone and do a rhodes! Fat cunt
by Zenoah March 16, 2022

a slang expressing a sense of frustration about why a particular opportunity or success hasn't come to the person saying it.
referencing to mitski's known song "washing machine heart" as it preceeds and therefore alludes to the phrase "why not me"
referencing to mitski's known song "washing machine heart" as it preceeds and therefore alludes to the phrase "why not me"
"can't come, have to take care of my baby brother"
"DO MI TIIII"
"GOT THE TICKET FOR THE CONCERT!! mia and i are gonna have sm funn!"
"do mi tiiii"
"DO MI TIIII"
"GOT THE TICKET FOR THE CONCERT!! mia and i are gonna have sm funn!"
"do mi tiiii"
by bruhhmir December 16, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>We Sense That Unisex Do Not Want The Individual Who Sensed The Unisex In THeir Lives, ANd It Is True For Eternity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>We Sense That Unisex Do Not Want The Individual Who Sensed The Unisex In THeir Lives, ANd It Is True For Eternity<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
