The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.
After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.
'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'
So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.
'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'
So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!
When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
Get the Doing the pumpkinsmug. "What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
Get the Who Do You Think You Aremug. The crowning achievement of every sexually active college student in Worcester, MA. In order to Do the Woo, one must have sex with a student from each of the city's nine colleges (Assumption, Becker, Clark, Holy Cross, MCPHS, QCC, UMass Med, WPI, WSU).
Tamalito: I just need to find willing people from Quinsig and AssCo and I'll be done with my Worcester College Fuck-it List!
Gigs: You mean you're gonna Do the Woo??
Tamalito: Yeh...
Gigs: You mean you're gonna Do the Woo??
Tamalito: Yeh...
by ProfessrGigs January 15, 2016
Get the Do the Woomug. by Real Alberto June 1, 2022
Get the Collin has nothing to do with randymug. When you and your bro have sex with two separate girls on the same bunk bed. One on the top bunk and another on the bottom. When done properly the shaking of the two beds off set each other perfectly.
by If your sugar daddy was a Chri February 4, 2019
Get the Double Decker Do Yamug. When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it
by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022
Get the I was just about to do thatmug. When you boastfully mention something around a group of friends and make them look bad to impress a female.
Max: i drive a really nice up to date american car that i bought for $30,000
Sierra: oh i bet its fast
Max: yea and its nothing like adans car which is 20 years old and the AC doesnt work
Adan: why u doing a nhat ? Why u mentioning my car ?
Sierra: oh i bet its fast
Max: yea and its nothing like adans car which is 20 years old and the AC doesnt work
Adan: why u doing a nhat ? Why u mentioning my car ?
by Kreed yui January 8, 2022
Get the Doing a nhatmug.