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Jack in the Ass

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit
I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce
by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022
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Jack

Jacks are a simple creature. They tend to automatically be attracted to maddies in some way. Jacks also get along with jakubs although the chance of a jack forming a alliance with a jakub is one in a million. The duo then go hunt for their mates. The jack hooks up with a creature in similar tastes while the jakub picks up a more intelligent creature.

-a dude
Wow look its a jack! They are so peaceful in the forest
by InfernoFion November 17, 2019
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jack

name for a retarded dude with a small penis
by psychoooobitch101 June 2, 2020
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Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
by finding bow October 11, 2017
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jack-o-lantern teeth

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.
I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.
by SwtDreams September 15, 2019
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.
We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.
by Vern the Man March 19, 2021
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