Jack Bukovitz is a gayttt femboy who loves riding lawnmowers. Often seen wondering the labyrinth of his closet doing pushups. If you ever encounter a Jack Bukovitz then make sure you stay at least 20 feet away because he is a biter. He is also single and ready to mingle with any girl willing to deal with his negative rizz. Often has hands of the desert making him a frontrunner as the candidate for the grip reaper. Usually find him edging to trucks on instagram reals.
Jack Bukovitz is so Phantom Tax
by Clayboiii and makk December 12, 2023

Verb: to capture a picture of someone posing ridiculously for a "selfy", unaware of your photo of them and share it online
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Tom just selfy-jacked a lady who was making ridiculous faces while trying to capture the perfect selfy.
by character01 May 31, 2013

Someone of no coordination, they are usually the victim of the friend group. He also is in love with the opposite gender. Or zebras....
by Dicktionary.. May 28, 2023

Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025

All around great artist. Super underrated. Gets unnecessary hate for a buncha bullshit. BUT:
Struggles with an identity crisis and is a piece of shit in regards to women and some other areas. His sex-symbol, heartthrob, smooth boy, lover boy, flirty persona is all BULLSHIT. He's an insecure POS. If only you bitches knew...
Struggles with an identity crisis and is a piece of shit in regards to women and some other areas. His sex-symbol, heartthrob, smooth boy, lover boy, flirty persona is all BULLSHIT. He's an insecure POS. If only you bitches knew...
Person: Have you listened to "Drive Safe" by Jack Harlow? I love!
Me: Yeah, I have. It was my 13th reason why I attempted to KILL myself...
...IMMEDIATELY after I listened to it.
Me: Yeah, I have. It was my 13th reason why I attempted to KILL myself...
...IMMEDIATELY after I listened to it.
by UrMom'sHouse December 10, 2024
