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Pizza time

Peter Parkers (spiderman) favorite time of the year.
by jiraf22 July 1, 2018
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Time

A meaningless concept created by humans to keep track of when people come and when people go.
" Hey Joe, what's the time?"
" Time is not real."
by frieschickennoodlewing October 9, 2017
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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
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Every other time

The frequency DJ Zanimal gets his hair cut (every 6 weeks)
You wouldn't stank so bad if you didn't shower every other time.
by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020
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time-sharing

"Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.
Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.
by QuacksO March 28, 2017
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Relapsation Time

A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.
"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"
by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015
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Time

Time is one of the 3 forces of Reality. It is responsible for moving the moment(s) of a sentient beings conscious toward the acceleration of change. Or in other words, the Future. It is also the only force out of the 3 in reality that makes up 3 different parts of a person's consciousness. Those are the Past, Present, and Future.
Where does the time go?

Why does time go by so fast?
by Peace & Tranquility September 12, 2023
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