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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
by Khyzer September 18, 2019
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Trying

I'm tryin' to forget you
But try as I may
You're still my every thought, dear
Every day

No use tryin' to forget you
'Cause I realize
That I'm tryin' to forget you
With tears in my eyes

And those teardrops only remind me
That I love you more and more
So I'll put my foolish pride behind me
And go knockin', knockin' at your door
And I'll be tryin' to impress you
Hopin' to possess you
Now I know I haven't a chance, dear
There's no denyin'
But you can't blame a fellow for tryin'

And those teardrops only remind me
That I love you more and more
So I'll put my foolish pride behind me
And go knockin', knockin' at your door

And I'll be tryin' to impress you
Hopin' to possess you
Now I know I haven't a chance, dear
There's no denyin'
But you can't blame a fellow for trying
by Death Menace April 17, 2023
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First try

What dude perfect says they do it on the 1,567,843rd and 1/2 time
Oh my goodness, first try!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Fillupduhrrr April 14, 2019
mugGet the First trymug.

Trying to help

Doesn't look like it. It looks like you are trying to trick me into doing something I'm not ever going to do so you can continue barter with borrowed powered to extend your borrowed time. I'm not asleep. I don't need to wake up.
Hym "I don't think you are trying to help. I think you are trying to do nothing and hope that that somehow translates to your kids or friends not getting shot in the face or you not paying me or you not needing to show up here. And that's not happening. So, no, you are being uppity for one reason or another. You are trying to harm me for saying or even thinking what I said because your want you to be The ByeBye Man and you are not The ByeBye Man. I don't take hints. I'm not going to kill myself. You need to make yourself useful. And now. Because up UNTIL now you've been getting away with being useless and it's already too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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Try-guy

Guy with huge triceps that drives around on a 4x4 and picks up girls er day er night. Hide yo misses hide yo wives!
try-guy is coming! Quick, distract the ladies so they don't see him!
by Lelepetitepuce August 2, 2018
mugGet the Try-guymug.

try wait

hawaii pidgeon to tell someone to hold on
brah try wait fast kine I doing someting
by ktowntrash November 25, 2023
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