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dirt in the ditch 

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch
dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack
dirt in the ditch by Rick Bona October 21, 2009

The Seattle Dirt Bag 

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.
The Seattle Dirt Bag by analvagina December 6, 2013

dirt behind the ears 

The amateur lawyer lost the case. She forgot to look dirt behind the ears.

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"