phat

Fat, but REALLY fat...
like seriously.

If someone is PHAT they are probably over 400 pounds.

Y: yo, you're phat.
P: what??
Y: you're really fat
P: wow ok

by mysticrye October 10, 2019

phat poon

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.

me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021