Co-Pay King

A man who pays just enough to avoid the
"freeloader" label, but expects 5-star domestic service in return. He's your partner in bills, but a
full-time dependent in vibes. Often spotted reclining with a game controller while asking,
"What's for dinner?"

"Girl, he Venmo'd $650 for half the rent and wants steak, sex, and admiration. That's a Co-Pay King."

by CCastillo April 22, 2025

pay the duck

UK slang
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/

Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.

Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.

"Back in a minute, mate — gotta pay the duck."

"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."

"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."

by paytheduck May 1, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Make those cocksuckers pay me immediately

I swear to God, if you don't me that fucking money it is going to be the biggest mistake or you life.

Hym "I'm telling you right now, you can laugh all you want but if you don't make those cocksuckers pay me immediately someone's daughter is getting her throat cut. No amount of mockery is going to get me to let you steal my fucking future from me but it is going to get you kids killed. I know for a fact it isn't worth it for you lose a child over this and no amount of ACTING as though this is not the case is going to convince me to stop going anything I'm doing."

by Hym Iam May 13, 2025

Pay the brown bill

To take a poop or having the urge to poop

Be back in a few i have to pay the brown bill or shit will get shitty

by Luckyshallower8989 May 14, 2025

Pay Gooning

Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.

The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.

by JBOE May 21, 2025

Make Him Pay

Yeah! I like the sound of that!

Hym "THISE ARE THE CHANTS I LIKE TO HEAR! MAKE HIM PAY! MAKE HIM PAY! KILL HIS KI- Er, wait... Make him pay!"

by Hym Iam May 28, 2025