that's what she said

To refer to sex if somebody uses a term relating to it

"My ass hurts".
"That's what she said"

by Urban Dictionary Elite USA January 31, 2024

He said she said

It isn't. And if it IS, it's MANUFACTURED LIVE and the audience it wat hing you do it.

Hym "It's he said she said except the he is just playing along because he is shit in comparison to the creator of AI and she is 'saiding' it because she wants to feel like she's better than a man. This isn't going to do anything other than get somebody's daughter stabbed. And not in a good way. Entirely manufactured because the audience wants to see Icarus fall. It's like somebody it SALTY THAT THEU ARE RETARDED that what it seems like. But if you don't stop trying to oceans eleven me I'm going to Friday the 13th the shit out of one of these here kids."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2025

Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.

I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.

by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.

I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.

by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019

Like the poet said

A phrase used to jokily articulate or emphasize something you said, which was most definitely not said, ever, by a poet.

Friends talking:
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter

by Lillekuriboi June 6, 2018

said

that I want to highlight is how I think he did a good job explaining his point of view of his family being drug addicts and how he didn't fully understand what that meant until he got older. This is maybe why he was able to thoroughly explain drug addiction and all of its complexities. He shared how addicts

that I want to highlight is how I think he did a good job explaining his point of view of his family being drug addicts and how he didn't fully understand what that meant until he got older. This is maybe why he was able to thoroughly explain drug addiction and all of its complexities. He shared how addicts said.

by Abcvd January 11, 2024