Bagel

A weird donut without the sugar and it tastes bad, especially with sprinkles.

That donut looks like a bagel, so I'm not eating it

by Biggie Bagel May 1, 2019

Finagle the bagel

The act of diddling ones bung hole

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....

by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019

Chief Bagel

A complete legend who always gets the 3 star in Clash of Clans, and knows how to get them ladies. He is also such a god at Fortnite and is the god and father of Yahya Abdi, the king of GAHYA!

Did you hear about Chief Bagel? He just fucked my sister!

by Tommy Gale May 28, 2019

bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019

Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 3, 2019

Bagel

bagel is a lightskin chihuahua that crys a lot. its janessa's dog

damn! that bagel is annoying

by its ShyShy April 3, 2019

burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes

Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.

by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019