August 12

Goddamn retard day
People born on this day (meaning myself as well) are about goddamned retarded as shit BOOOOAAAAHHHH

Why is he acting so damn dumb?

He’s born on August 12 that why he’s acting like that.

Understandable

by Yung Tobasco November 10, 2019

August 16

This is STICK YOUR DICK IN IT day. If you have a significant other you have full liberty to just Fuck The Fuck out of them on this day. And you are born on this day then you must have sex with your aposet gender bff *no questions asked. So have fun.

1. Hey babe you know what today is... Its August 16th
2. Fuck well get over here then

by ME16♡ April 14, 2020

August 10

National Boyfriend Day. Post them to your social media & show them you care🤍

Sarah: it’s August 10th!
Bf: so?
Sarah: It’s national boyfriend day. I’m posting you!! You are amazing!

Bf: awww

by bigcityblues August 2, 2021

August 6th

the only day u can get the fortnite burger

man 1: did you hear its August 6th?
man 2: oh? on god? i need the fortnite burger right now!

by man who is crying April 7, 2020

august 12

the best person in the worlds birthday, ash lynx. love him so much ❤️

person 1: hey today is august 12 ash lynx's birthday!
person 2: omg he's best boy.
person 1: let's watch banana fish again.

by gothhyuka October 16, 2020

August 16th

Worship Lil peep day, A day where you can worship such a good musician and no one can stop you.

(Does not have to be 'Lil peep' but has to be a dead musician)

Some random person: it's August 16th we can worship *dead musician name*
Other person: Finally.

by Your neighborhood crack head December 1, 2019

August 10th

National give your partner a kiss day! If you miss your partner and you wanna kiss them what betyer day then August 10th!!

Person 1: Can I kiss you? (consent obvi)
Person 2: Yes, but why?
Person 1: ITS AUGUST 10TH BABY

by poggirl_51 July 6, 2022