August 12

Goddamn retard day
People born on this day (meaning myself as well) are about goddamned retarded as shit BOOOOAAAAHHHH

Why is he acting so damn dumb?

He’s born on August 12 that why he’s acting like that.

Understandable

by Yung Tobasco November 10, 2019

August 16

This is STICK YOUR DICK IN IT day. If you have a significant other you have full liberty to just Fuck The Fuck out of them on this day. And you are born on this day then you must have sex with your aposet gender bff *no questions asked. So have fun.

1. Hey babe you know what today is... Its August 16th
2. Fuck well get over here then

by ME16♡ April 14, 2020

August 10

National Boyfriend Day. Post them to your social media & show them you care🤍

Sarah: it’s August 10th!
Bf: so?
Sarah: It’s national boyfriend day. I’m posting you!! You are amazing!

Bf: awww

by bigcityblues August 2, 2021

August 6th

the only day u can get the fortnite burger

man 1: did you hear its August 6th?
man 2: oh? on god? i need the fortnite burger right now!

by man who is crying April 7, 2020

august 12

the best person in the worlds birthday, ash lynx. love him so much ❤️

person 1: hey today is august 12 ash lynx's birthday!
person 2: omg he's best boy.
person 1: let's watch banana fish again.

by gothhyuka October 16, 2020

August 5th

National boyfriends day

Her guess what today is babe it’s august 5th national boyfriends day

Him it is ?
Her yes happy boyfriends day

Him thank you babe

by Alexdgoat August 5, 2021

August 14

People born on this day are usually incredibly attractive. Very confident and charismatic. They are sincere, loving, but afraid of showing emotions. They can travel around the world in order to surprise people they care about. As they are Leos, they will only make perfect match with another Leo. Good cook.

He was born on August 14, why are you even surprised?

by siciliandefen February 8, 2022