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Gay pumpkin 

Occurs during copulation between two homosexual males. The penetrating male inserts his phallus into the anal cavity of the reciever with great force. Quickly after forced insertion, the excrement covered phallus is quickly removed and violently slapped across the back of the receiver (much like the removal of the internal material from a pumpkin during the Western religious cult holiday of Hallow's Eve before carving). The excrement is quickly set ablaze, completing the act of a "Gay Pumpkin".
Want to know the real principal of 'Scorched Earth'? Gay pumpkin.

-Stalin
Gay pumpkin by Minikuiyoma November 23, 2006
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greasy pumpkin 

The last couple of days have been a real kick in the greasy pumpkin.

Blue Pumpkin

another way of saying blumpkin without people knowing what you are are talking about. Can also be used as a team name in school or any group project to trick your teacher or superviser into saying blumpkin.
Over heard at work - "man i got a sweet blue pumpkin last night, it was awesome!"

Teacher - "what's your group name?"
Kid - "The Blue Pumpkins!"
Teacher - "alright, the BLue pUMPKINS"

Golden Pumpkin 

When you fuck a girl and put your dick in her pee hole and your balls in her vagina
I just have that bitch my golden pumpkin!
Golden Pumpkin by Captainwhitehat December 26, 2016

the dusty pumpkin

To shave all areas surrounding the pubis excluding the testicles. (Balls)
Shock and awe prevailed when I shaved my balls into the dusty pumpkin.
the dusty pumpkin by Heavykevy November 23, 2014

chubby pumpkin 

way to describe a fat person; see big bellied sherrif
Stop standing around you chubby pumpkin!
chubby pumpkin by spooge September 6, 2003

barking pumpkin 

a loud expulsion of gas, loud vocal flatulence
Peg was mortified when a barking pumpkin leapt from her shorts after Mike bought her a chili dog.
barking pumpkin by Bruce R April 28, 2008