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Jordan (female)

Jordan (female) is a Cute kinda chubby girl, loves her friends but is abolute ruthless if you piss her off. Doesn't give a fuck what she says or does and who she say it too, under no reasons get on the wrong side of this girl. You will regret it!
by lolpigde January 2, 2017
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Mortimer Jordan

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!
guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful
by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020
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Jordan Dun

Jordan Dun is Josh Dun of twenty one pilots' younger brother
Jordan Dun is the best Dun child, Jordan Dun likes tires, Jordan Dun regularly streams on vertigo
by tiredafi February 22, 2017
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jordan long

someone who cant catch a ball at 1 meter per hour
also someone who likes to say "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt"
whaaaaaaaaaaaat? you're a jordan long?
by drui drui March 1, 2022
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Wavy Jordan

A person who has the waviest waves.
wavy Jordan's waves looking hella fresh cuuuzzzz
by krakhead chikle April 2, 2019
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Jordan E

A tall fine ass light skin who's got the most confidence known to man (he usually goes for single digits).

but when his time comes he can pull any baddie.
*girl "OMG is thaaatt Jordan E!!!!"
*Jordan "heyyyyy ladies care to share your number with me???"
* girl "yeaa totally"
by Rad Chad09 May 10, 2023
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Jordan Ched

A bootleg and gay version of the original Jordan.
Guy 1: Be careful of Jordan Ched! He is a fake of the original Jordan.. If you talk to him you'll be considered gay..
Guy 2: Yeah I heard.. He the gayest dude around right?..
Jordan Ched: HEY!! WANNA PLAY SOME LEAGUE?
by Jordan Ched October 21, 2020
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