Love yourself day

National love your self day, you love yourself no matter what you always love yourself but today you have to because there are people that don’t but you will you will love yourself TODAY

Someone: I love myself today

Some other person: she never loved herself, huh must be love yourself day

by a.random.stranger.that.loves.u December 12, 2020

The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."

Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"

by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020

Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

let yourself off

To nut; an action you can do late at night to calm yourself down to sleep! let yourself off

I tell my friends when they can’t sleep to let themselves off by saying, “just let yourself off and you’ll fall fast asleep”

by Gerry rigged August 2, 2020

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

Go Trump Yourself!

When your real competion is yourself.....
GO TRUMP YOURSELF!!!!

As is trump, to trimuph over.

GO TRUMP YOURSELF!

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 23, 2023

Brake yourself foo

Means to slow your roll, check yourself.

I know you not talkin about my Momma? Brake yourself foo.

by msapriol September 1, 2016