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The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
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fetty wappin yourself

When your smoking a blunt and it down to the stinger.... you take your hit and some smoke gets in one eye so you can’t see outta it. You have fetty wapped yourself.
Your fetty wappin yourself
by I’m That Bitch December 12, 2017
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ga’an fuck yourself

by ze_ro247 October 10, 2018
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Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.
by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017
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Go Trump Yourself!

When your real competion is yourself.....
GO TRUMP YOURSELF!!!!

As is trump, to trimuph over.
by King Zero owner of da Universe September 23, 2023
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go fauci yourself

You are a liar, go fauci yourself.
by Joe Kabotz July 30, 2021
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Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.
Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."
by fancywench February 14, 2012
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