onion time

when its onion time you will know its onion time.

wow i did not shower yesterday, it must be onion time!

by killherwithtea January 4, 2023

Worst Rappers of all Time

In no particular order, these rappers have no talent and aren't skilled at all. They shouldn't even be called rappers, they are not rap. They're pop.

Worst Rappers of all Time:

Soulja Boy,
Iggy Azalea,
Justin Bieber,
Dan Reynolds,
Migos,
Ja Rule,
Hopsin,
NF,
Kevin Federline,
Ed Sheeran,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Ying Yang Twins,
The Eastside Boyz,
Lil Jon,
Lil Wyte,
D4L,
Dem Franchise Boyz,
Hurricane Chris,
Chingy,
J-Kwon,
Rick Ross (so called fake "Officer"),
Young Jeezy,
Cardi B (way too overrated for a trash rapper plus a Nicki Minaj wannabe),
Gudda Gudda (horrible Young Money rapper),
Future,
Puff Daddy (another overrated ass rapper plus very hypocritical and steals from Biggie),
Young Thug,
Lil Uzi Vert,
Playboi Carti,
21 Savage,
E-40 (not from 90s),
Cam'ron,
Kodak Black,
YoungBoy Never Broke Again,
Young Dolph,
Moneybagg Yo,
John Cena (stick to wrestling),
Tony Yayo (worst G-Unit member),
Juelz Santana,
Yung Joc,
Chief Keef,
Gucci Mane,
Trinidad James,
Lil Pump,
Pitbull,
Flo Rida,
Jason Derulo,
Birdman (sorry but Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Drake, and Tyga always carry him),
Lil Twist (yet another terrible rapper from Young Money, plus ripoff of Drake and Tyga),
Macklemore (not Ryan Lewis),
Chance The Rapper (2019-onwards),
Tom MacDonald (clown who thinks he knows everything about politics),
And any South rap group other than OutKast.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.

Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.

by anonymous September 10, 2023

half time watch

When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.

"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"

by aru007_avi March 30, 2016

Hard Time

What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Story Time

Unlike the plethora of "dumb tiktok thing" definitions, I think this word actually has a stable meaning. (Perhaps this is my misguided understanding of the term.)

1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."

2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.

1. "Story time, get on the rug."

2. "Story time, my emotion non-clickbait journey. Super emotional."

by adnaus March 18, 2023

Cherry-time

when 2 virgin people have Sex and take each other's virginity for the first time is called "Cherry time"

You can just ask anyone virgin (while being virgin yourself) to have cherry time "want a cherry time?" Because cherry-time means two virgin people losing it to each other

by Suraya_111 August 28, 2023