Time

A meaningless concept created by humans to keep track of when people come and when people go.

" Hey Joe, what's the time?"
" Time is not real."

by frieschickennoodlewing October 9, 2017

Pizza time

Peter Parkers (spiderman) favorite time of the year.

peter: pizza time

by jiraf22 July 1, 2018

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

First time Gay

A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity

Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.

by Debon5 June 26, 2024

time toy

Being someone's toy for a certain amount of time

Ashley was just Andrew's time toy

by The Side Chick December 27, 2016