The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011
Get the The Church of the Night Time Catmug. by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020
Get the Every other timemug. The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
Get the Fish tank timemug. "Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.
Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.
by QuacksO March 28, 2017
Get the time-sharingmug. A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.
"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"
by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015
Get the Relapsation Timemug. The Crunch Time is when there is a long project due and you need to finish it in one hour. The word can also be used as just "the Crunch" or "Crunching" in verb form. Used as a synonym to "Grind" which is for gaming. This word is for work.
Bob was procrastinating on his social studies homework, which was due in an hour. He had officially entered The Crunch Time so he could finish on time.
by Monkayman April 8, 2021
Get the The Crunch Timemug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!mug.