Jack

Is perfect. Is literally Einstein. Nobody compares to how smart he is. Went through a tough breakup. However he lives his life in the shadow with nobody really recognising him he just needs someone to tell him he’s so great. Please help Jack. He deserves some love and affection. He is also the biggest weeb.

“That guys a total jack”

by PsDtoXz March 5, 2019

Meter Jacking

Meter jacking is when someone leaves a parking spot before the parking meter runs out so you park there until it expires

David: If you want Polito's we gotta park down the street
Henry: Bro just see if we can start meter jacking out front. It'll only take a couple minutes

by Yung Lazlo June 29, 2018

Jack

has big pp and is an EPIC gamer

“Wow Jack has a big pp!”

by MyNameIsNotJack February 16, 2020

jack mccafferty

Jack mccafferty is a minor magnet

He 08 gaffs

“Hey do you know any upcoming gaffs”
“Mhmm ask jack mccafferty he will sort you out”

by Crashglober June 18, 2023

Jacking Wylder

A wild masturbating competition between two friends that often leads to frisky sexual favours

Bro 1: Hey bro, you wanna pull a jacking Wylder after work?

Bro 2: YES OF COURSE, but it could get frisky…..
Bro 1: it wouldn’t be a jacking Wylder if it doesn’t get frisky;)

by GoonerproAids June 6, 2025

Jack Crowell

Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats.

Jack Crowell? Yes. AHHHHHHH

by Wanceknobbabooshian citizen April 13, 2022

Jack Campbell

Star goaltender for the Toronto Maple Leafs and former goaltender for the Dallas Stars and the Los Angeles Kings. He holds the nhl record for most consecutive wins to start the season. He is also known for being a really kind person and is universally loved by all Leafs fans and Leafs players.

Person 1: Can you believe Jack Campbell only cost the Leafs Trevor Moore and two third round picks.

Person 2: He was an absolute steal. Soupy for Vezina.

by SouthAlbatross8 December 8, 2021