Mom: hey honey how was your first day at mehlville high school?
Poor high schooler: The worst day of my life :)
Poor high schooler: The worst day of my life :)
by Not.J September 6, 2021

a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.
by meatboat123 January 25, 2022

by cooochiedestroyer123 December 19, 2021

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
by livelaughlové March 21, 2022

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023

If gentrification was a school, WHHS would be that school. Seriously, kids commute from the suburbs and other states to go to this wack ass school. Most white school out of all of CPS High schools. American public high school on crack. If you can even call it public because somehow the school pulled millions of dollars out of its ass to build the Arts and Sciences Building. During exam season the bathrooms are filled with students crying and sleeping. It’s apparently like in the top 150 in the country but that’s just because it cherry-picks its students with an admission test. Kids either care way too much or forget school even matters. You get kicked out for failing 3 or more classes. Lots of drugs and cliques.
Person A: Walnut Hills High School is the best school in the state, and offers a rigorous college prep curriculum. I’m definitely going to send my 6th grader there next year.
Person B: Don’t even think about it. You’ll be lucky if your kid makes it out of three years of that place alive.
Person B: Don’t even think about it. You’ll be lucky if your kid makes it out of three years of that place alive.
by downinohioswaginohio November 4, 2022

Saints is the best all boys school ever unlike that crack head school Cathedral 🤮🤮 They all brag about how rich they are when In reality its more expensive to get into saints 😁🤭 💰. Go Saints not Cathedral !!! 😂😂
Bob - Saint Augustine high school is amazing
Stupid head - I wish I could go to saints but instead I go to Cathedr🤮al.
Stupid head - I wish I could go to saints but instead I go to Cathedr🤮al.
by Saints January 24, 2020
