by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'
Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

by anonymous July 24, 2022

Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.
by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night
by JoeBidenxjeffreyepsteinhentai July 25, 2021
