penis school

A cool place to turn up with friends

Eliza and Lucy went to the penis school Saturday!

by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023

Penis

This is a long object that you should shove in your-

“Oh he Has a Huge Penis”
“Let’s shove it in our-“

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.

"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by anonymous July 24, 2022

Penis

Ugly and wrinkly🤢

This penis is eww

by Peanut17 June 13, 2018

Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.

Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.

by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020

Penis vomit

The worst way to describe cum

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night

by JoeBidenxjeffreyepsteinhentai July 25, 2021