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penis school

Eliza and Lucy went to the penis school Saturday!
by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023
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Penis

This is a long object that you should shove in your-
“Oh he Has a Huge Penis
Let’s shove it in our-“
by anonymous February 20, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014
mugGet the Kamikaze Penismug.

Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.
"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably
by anonymous July 24, 2022
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Penis

Ugly and wrinkly🤢
This penis is eww
by Peanut17 June 13, 2018
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Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.
Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.
mugGet the Penis stoppermug.

Penis vomit

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night
mugGet the Penis vomitmug.

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