when you need to help your curling stone during the Winter Games -just a little- and forget there's a bazillion cameras everywhere, and you become a meme.
"well, our curling stone needed just a little help during the winter games so i gave it the old Canadian Finger Boop."
by ThatGrantOverThere February 24, 2026
Get the Canadian Finger Boop mug.The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.
Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.
Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.
Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”
“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”
Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”
Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
by D_Balls February 25, 2026
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