peni

plural of "penis"

look at all of those uncircumcised peni.

by Dumbtriangle April 27, 2021

Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.

"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by anonymous July 24, 2022

penis thot

(p thot) Similar to a thot , but applies to guys who are gay/bi.

He only likes you cause he likes your chest and your penis, he a penis thot.

by smash kart August 12, 2018

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.

I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.

by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019

Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 12, 2023

penis

a funny word

“penis”
“PENIS”
“PENISSSSS”
“PPPPEEEENNNIIIISSSSSSSSS”
“okay you win…”

by Madeasajoke21 August 14, 2021