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Micky penis

Kenneth was born with a micky penis
by areg August 3, 2023
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Penis Limbo

The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax
Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok
by munybtvr December 4, 2022
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Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.
Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!
by haha or satin June 3, 2023
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gay penis sex

you get one penis
and other penis
and a butthole
and create a human centipede but the first man's dick is in the other man's ass and it keeps going like so
"hey man wanna have gay penis sex later"
"oh i would love to have gay penis sex 😍😍"
by HUMONGOUSCOCK November 13, 2023
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Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.
"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.
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Penis

Person 1: how was the war?

Person 2: great, my favorite weapon was the penis
by Notlegacey January 21, 2017
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Penis

A thing men love up their ass.
by n33my October 27, 2020
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