The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”
by mustysausage November 1, 2018
Get the Hot-Pocketingmug. by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by Kyle the king  July 8, 2025
Get the Saskatoon Hot Pocketmug. The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
by big smithy October 19, 2017
Get the hot pocketmug. When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022
Get the California Hot Pocketmug. When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024
Get the Haubs Hot Pocketmug. Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".
by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021
Get the Nasty Hot Pocketmug.