Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008

PBJ Puss

When a girls pussy looks like a PBJ Sandwich.

Man, that girl Erica has a straight up PBJ puss!

by jackie2 October 23, 2007

eddie puss

Alternate phrase for "Mother Fucker", usually used as proper name.

"You dented my car? Thank you very much, eddie puss!"

"I tried to make it on time, but some eddie puss cut me off at the exit, and I had to drive the long way around.."

by Chetmo June 28, 2008

donk puss

'Donk Puss' is the preferred 'practice vagina' of the young village boys of the Northern Coast of Colombia, 25km north of Cartagena.

It's a donkeys pussy.

"I can't get enough of that sweet Donk Puss"

by BKK Enemy January 20, 2014

puss pumper

when a man or woman caresses the vaginal area from outside of the clothes, arousing the woman enough to swell the clitoris than just stops, he or she is a puss pumper.

Chelsey: So i was fooling around with this guy the other night but he made me keep my clothes on. I wanted it so bad and he wouldn't give it to me. He kept stroking and caressing my pussy, it felt like my clit would explode!
Kellie: OMG, hes a puss pumper! What an asshole!

by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

pussed up

When A girl fucks the shit out of a dood.

That chick pussed up my friend last night!

by Kcsniff November 27, 2014