...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

Something

when i grab my dick with both hands.... the part that hangs out of my 2 hands at the end. That's "SOMETHING"

LAST NIGHT MY BOYFRIEND GRABBED HIS COCK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THERE WAS STILL LIKE 6 INCHES HANGING OUT AT THE END. I SAID DAMN THAT IS "SOMETHING"!!

by SCOTTYBIGTIME34 July 26, 2024

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

.....you Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

"Something" is Radio

Phrase used to describe something that is boring, tiring or generally uninteresting to follow along or view. Origin of this phrase is unknown and you should not ask about it. Please.

Man with Pipe lodged in brain: This really turned out poorly,
Man with Pipe lodged in brain: .. this is way more boring than a radio.. ( use of "Something" is radio )

Joker from Object Selective: I need to kill my voice actor

by ggeryt April 10, 2025

Everyone Wants To Tell You All Something Greaten Than You All

Everyone Wants To Tell You All Something Greaten Than You All

Everyone Wants To Tell You All Something Greaten Than You All

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025