your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid
by fu,kgvmhvchjjvygjcjm hnhgc m h September 20, 2022
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is my fine ass husband who can put that pipe down and love you so much, at school he usually wore a red shirt and khaki pants but he recently got a blue shirt and he looks really sexc, he also can dress very well, he is very outgoing and nice, I love Christopher!! He is a very fine chad
by Ligmaballs November 21, 2021
Get the Christophermug. by Alexez127 June 17, 2025
Get the Christopher Palizzamug. Christopher barret is a shy guy at first , when getting to meet him he may be rude and selfish but when he comes out of his shell he is a flirt , he will flirt with his bestfriends especially, if you ever meet a christopher barret please be carefull he will leave you like a snap for another girl.
by ThotBeGone911 April 7, 2019
Get the Christopher barretmug. christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"
"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012
Get the christopher hawkinzmug. The sweetest most kind boy I’ve ever met, it also happens to be his birthday today so make sure u wish him a happy b day
by EGGMAN March 15, 2022
Get the Christopher Torresmug. 