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Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021
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The Benjamin

A strategy in which you turn into a literal child and cease all forms of communication with your loved ones. This method or strategy is called “The Benjamin” ladies and gents, *Use at your own risk, if you lose your girlfriends/boyfriends - blame Benjamin*
Just be dry and passive or something, yk..The Benjamin.
by anonymadri August 3, 2023
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Pieter Benjamin Nieuwoudt

Pieter Benjamin Nieuwoudt is an individual who embodies the spirit of conquering mountains, working hard, and playing even harder. His name is synonymous with speed, as he approaches everything in life with a need for velocity. Whether it's driving, living, or pursuing his passions, Speed Speed Nieuwoudt truly lives up to his name.
You enjoy Speed? Sure, but not as much as Pieter Benjamin Nieuwoudt does, He is Speed
by BenjiBen10 May 11, 2023
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Benjamin

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benjamin dykstra

a dude that is a boring that does nothing
by kriesh February 28, 2022
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Benjamin Spivak silver

he is from the silver family and really likes ant facts, if you want a science fact please ask him
"Benjamin Spivak silver can you please tell me a science fact"
by discord.ggmel1221 May 6, 2021
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Benjamin Ragan

DAMN HE SHORT AS FUCK bro's name is probably Benjamin Ragan
by Smaeul July 11, 2024
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