WilSoN

An acronym for “wildcard sonic neptunic”.

WilSoNs like to do sports and parkour. They are also super random, hence “wildcard”. You never know what they’ll do next. They’re punk-ish and you can tell that they’re super neptunic.

Usually a neptunic partner to an OWEN.

You are the OWEN to my WilSoN.

Dav is my WilSoN.

We went to the skatepark to look for WilSoNs.

by Cranjis McBasketball. May 7, 2023

Wilson

A whiney ass bitch

Stop being such a Wilson

by Hahahalad November 22, 2021

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

Jane Wilson

The main antagonist of a Walten Files spinoff series. Portrayed as a sadistic yandere. She has a sister Rosemary Wilson and dies by getting pushed off of Jack Waltens roof. Age 26.

Person1: Jane Wilson sucks
Person2: Yeah, she’s a bitch

by OJBURR July 16, 2021

ellie wilson

the hottest fucking girl in the world

“holy shit have you seen ellie wilson?!” “yes bro she’s so hot”

by hottie bar March 7, 2021

Miya Wilson

the hottest, sexiest, horniest person alive

Miya Wilson is like so fucking hot.

by miyashawtyy June 12, 2021

Zach Wilson

A quarterback drafted 2nd overall in 2021 by the New York Jets who is an epic bust.

What teachers like to say to misbehaved classes "Guys, fix your behavior, Y'all are good kids and will do great things, but this is unacceptable".

What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".

by Clubboy November 21, 2023