Evan Davidson

a simp for squidward tentacles

“yo is Evan Davidson going back to zoey again?”

by deanna lynn September 11, 2020

evan culver

That one kid

hes pretty lit evan culver

by soccerstarbarney May 3, 2018

Kaden Evans

A cool guy whos got swag and is always saying oop and sheeeeesh. Loves tik tok, Black Pink, and Ariana Grande. Has 4 close friends. Is always having fun. Is black with a tiny bit of white.

Person 1 - Kaden Evans is cool
Kaden Evans - Periodt

by blink fantasy stan May 18, 2021

Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp

guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me

by hairy_armpits November 17, 2022

evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017

Evan the Weeb

Evan the Weeb may use body pillows, eat ramen and cornhole a bunch of anime models. Best avoided at all costs.

Hey did you catch {Evan the Weeb}?

by Apple Greg May 11, 2020

Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.

person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”

by mr.appleman April 10, 2021