Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010

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greasy little goblin

a small greasy person who may live in there mothers basment for many years or apartment that is filthy goes to comic con dress up as someone smells of amy schumers crotch area or of sweaty ass when all of these conditions are met you get what is known as a gresy little goblin

greasy little goblin example a man who has lived in his mothers basment for many years

by kratos boy March 5, 2024

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Greasy Gravy

Greasy Gravy is gravy that is not greasy.

Hey mom?
"Yeah"
Can we have Greasy gravy?
"Where poor Johnathan"
oh...

by Yeth68419 March 24, 2021

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Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

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Greasy flub

A greasy flub is an occasion in sports when a player scores or gain points after an event of luck, cheating, bad bounces, bad effort, or events that bring laughs. Greasy flub is a jinx to the opposing team and should be yelled when going for a play of that matter above.

"Man that Doyle kid is the king of greasy flubs."

by theDoyle91 April 17, 2012

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Greasy Piston

n. adj. A greasy piston is a person that indulges in activity of the homosexual persuasion. Greasy coming from the chocolatey brown color of shit, and piston from the penis and it's motion in and out of another man's rectum.

I think you are a greasy piston.

by Maxieboy July 17, 2003

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