English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Spanish Motorcycle

A sexual act in which your partner inserts a maraca into your anus to use as a handle while simultaneously twisting the penis and making motorcycle engine noises.

Last night, after the cinco de mayo party, Francesca gave me a Spanish motorcycle and I'm still pretty sore....

by Skeet442 March 17, 2019

spanish coast

Not where you want to go swimming.
Now contaminated by a ship that is predicted to leak oil for 50 years.

"My Villa on the Spanish Coast is worthless now that the beach is full of oil."

by Diego August 29, 2003

Back from spanish

When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.

Boy: Hey man hows the girl?

Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.

by FPSJakob January 21, 2011

Spanish

Como te llamas I'ma' put my dick in yo mama's

You: Hello, Spanish!
Rando: Yo, we just met, why would you say something like that!
You: ; )

by TeacherAtOxford April 6, 2022

Spanish or Vanish

A term used by the Duolingo Owl (named Duo) who performs the action of sending you to a place of death and despair if you don't do your Spanish lessons

By the way, have you done yours today?

Spanish or Vanish, Matthew!

by elvis gadd November 9, 2023