“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”
“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”
“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”
by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021
Get the Paying you to poopmug. to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
by Sexydimma July 3, 2012
Get the to pay your bills on timemug. The most amazingly lovable female dog ever, yo! Masters name is probably robbie or daniel and usually refers to him as daddy. Is usually well behaved but make mistakes sometime, but who does'nt? Has blackish/dark brownish hair and is of the lap/shepard mix variety! But this dog is no mutt, just unique. Pooh-pay's never like to sleep alone and like to run around in grave yards. And sometimes push their masters wife off the bed, but she still loves the dog because no one could not love a pooh-pay.
by the wife... ;) February 3, 2012
Get the pooh-paymug. To take a dump.
by King Apollo IV March 21, 2025
Get the pay the gas billmug. That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.
Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"
by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017
Get the Deja-pay-per-viewmug. An argument people in MMORPGs often use to combat critisism (even if intended as kind advice) from other players. While usually associated with Final Fantasy 14 players, it can be seen, albiet less often, with other MMOs due it being able to be used as a general term.
Person 1: Try moving out of the AOE next time. Don't worry about interrupting your casting!
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*
by YoyoGuy100 June 1, 2022
Get the You don't pay my submug. UK slang
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/
Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.
Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/
Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.
Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.
"Back in a minute, mate — gotta pay the duck."
"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."
"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."
"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."
"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."
by paytheduck May 1, 2025
Get the pay the duckmug.