Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.
by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022
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Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
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