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mackela

A big annoying bitch. Who cries to get noticed by someone, but everyone hates her. She even tries to hurt herself and others. She thinks she can sing but ends up sounding like a whale.
Person 1: Did you hear about Mackela?

Person 2: No why?

Person 1: She tried to join choir but she ended up sounding like a whale. So the teacher said maybe next year. So the. She started crying and tried to jump out of a window.

Person 2: She has some major issues.
by quincy88 November 21, 2013
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Mackenzie

All Mackenzies that I know are beautiful girls inside and out. They wear no makeup, because the don't have to! They are tall, and have light brown to dirty blonde hair. Mackenzies are popular, because they are very attractive and have very amazing, bubbly personalities. They are athletic, and play multiple sports. They have beautiful singing voices, plus they are great dancers, but can be shy, and most likely have stage fright. Every Mackenzie I know is a TOTAL vsco girl. They wear oversized tees, shell necklaces, scrunchies, crocks/bircks/vans 24/7. If you are friends with or are dating a Mackenzie, you are very lucky. Don't ever let her go, and NEVER take her for granted.
Man that girl is literally perfect... whats her name?
Oh, that's my friend Mackenzie
by Anastasia Hartte August 16, 2019
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Date with Mackenzie

Something you say when a father is planning to have sex with his daughter. In reference to Mackenzie Phillips having sex with her dad.
I hear after their mother goes to work, that guy has a date with Mackenzie.
by Cool Whip69 September 27, 2009
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Mackenzie

1. A maneuver in which a female aggressively comes on to you, sexts 24/7, and goes out on expensive dates with you only to wake up one morning and decide she likes her old boyfriend after all. 2. Getting dumped abruptly, without warning or explanation, and out of the blue.
Dood 1- How are you and that hottie doing?
Dood 2- It was going great and then I got Mackenzied!
Dood 1- Told you she had issues.
Dood 2- Shoulda listened to ya bro.
by aces up December 21, 2009
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Mackenzie

slutty ass lesbian who only dates guys so people don't know that she's gay. Will sleep with you then dump you the next day. Thinks she's hot shit but really everyone secretly hates her. Also known as a "Lady Gaga", because she is a hermaphrodite,has fucjed up hair and makeup and tries to rape everyone with her two inch dick.
Katie: There goes Lady Gaga
Dereck: Who?!?
Katie: Mackenzie
Derrick: AHH!!!! slutty ass lesbian!!!
by hidden.in.the.shadows January 26, 2010
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mackenzie ziegler

a girl who nobody cares about. shes irrelevant and lies to her fans all the time. she pretends shes still a goody innocent teenager but is the exact opposite when shes with her friends. shes cancelled and also laughs at her ex boyfriend being racist. she also dresses extremely inappropriate for her age to try to show off her non existent ''curves''.
friend: have you seen mackenzie ziegler from dance moms now?
me: yeah shes weird
by undercover ninini May 27, 2019
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mackem

north east peoples...

geordies, from "neecassal" (newcastle) generally fit birds...

smoggies, from "the boro" (middlesboro) generally pakis...

and mackems who are from "sunnerlun" (sunderland - i had the misfortune of being born there, thank god ive now moved south to safety... darlington!) generally charvas, and cant talk normal no matter how hard they try. also they tend to all have the same daily routine...
Ah get me girer (giro) slip in the perst (post) in the marnin, then ah gan doon the perst affice (post office) un cash it in like. then ah gan do me shoppin at netters (nettos) and gan yam un get pissed on lambruscer (lambrusco)
by southerner in the north July 8, 2004
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