bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021

lizard

a pro player at every game

its lizard we will die

by Lizard._. October 22, 2020

Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.

Masturbation, Yank The Lizard

by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017

ramp lizard

A prostitute that turns tricks on the entrance ramps to freeways.

My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.

by Farsiite April 19, 2016

Lizard

A person who has had bad, or too much plastic surgery

Wow! Look at that lizard! Shes had some bad plastic surgery for sure!

by Mac Newman November 2, 2018

Blue lizard

A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.

Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.

by Lengiuni December 23, 2022

lizard rich

The lifestyle of people who are trustafarian desert dwellers who live off the grid in RV's, Airstreams, or the like

Today in Joshua Tree, I met some people living lizard rich.

by snagglejew April 8, 2025