Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022

lewis evans

Lewis Evans has a massive... Heart best person ever great lover

And hung like a horse

Lewis Evans is so fucking hot I want to call him daddy

by Mousey10 March 26, 2021

Thomas Evans

A straight dude who likes pussy.

"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."

by HeyHiHello25 March 31, 2021

Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.

person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”

by mr.appleman April 10, 2021

ricky evans

A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.

Damn that dude is hot af, reminds me of ricky evans.

by JRE617 April 29, 2021

Stem With Evan

The best Youtuber ever 😤

Hey stemians and welcome back to stem with evan

by Stem With Evan June 14, 2021

Riley Evans

A motherfucker who gets mad bitches by literally doing nothing whatsoever.

Isaiah- “Did you see Riley Evans hot that girls number?”

Shane- “Yea bro he didn’t even do nothing, just walked in there.”

by SuperHotTamales June 15, 2021