evan rice

A prick an asshole who fucks hoes and gets money

Evan rice fucked both of my sisters and when I confronted him he shot me in the leg.

by Dmb April 18, 2017

Kaden Evans

A cool guy whos got swag and is always saying oop and sheeeeesh. Loves tik tok, Black Pink, and Ariana Grande. Has 4 close friends. Is always having fun. Is black with a tiny bit of white.

Person 1 - Kaden Evans is cool
Kaden Evans - Periodt

by blink fantasy stan May 18, 2021

Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp

guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me

by hairy_armpits November 17, 2022

evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017

billie evans

Billie Evans uses her titties as a weapon of mass destruction. She is the filth of the summer and her body is a picture of beauty. Her name in latin means filthy slut

Luke: hey sam have you seen that filthy slut billie evans

Sam: uh, yea filth of the summer init

by filth196 February 7, 2014

Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.

person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”

by mr.appleman April 10, 2021

Evan Moment

When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic

"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"

by A Verified Homie October 22, 2022