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Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.
Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.
by Will Tribute August 18, 2013
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ER

ER is used to describe when a persons actions are so outrageous that their mental state is in question, insinuating that they should be sent to the ER (Emergency Room)
Bill: did you see John down a whole bottle of vodka at the Stacy’s party?

Bryce: Yeah, he also had a job interview the next morning, he showed up half wasted

Bill: That’s ER.
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er nurse

Bad ass mother fucking nurse that puts up with all the bull shit and saves lives
My mommy is a ER nurse
by Blue collar boy December 13, 2022
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KungFuManchu(er)

One who would stab people in the back and not do what he had sworn to. It would be ok to stop, had he given official word. A breaker of un-written contracts.
That KungFuManchu didn't post the member update!
by DCCB June 11, 2006
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Adorable-er

adjective; (1) used to "one up" a compliment given to a significant other,(2) the act of being new puppy or franklin the turtle cute.(3) WINNING like Charlie Sheen
1st Person "Your Adorable", 2nd Person " No my dear your adorable-er".
by mmw174 April 6, 2011
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weirdoest-er

"You're a weirdo."
"You're weirdoest."
"You're weirdoest-er"
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Faggot-er

a way to out class the level 0 noob gay opponents, referring to being more of a faggot
Friend 1 : Hey, I think I'm gay.
Friend 2: Thats great but... I'm gayer. Can't out faggot me.
Friend 3: Hold my rainbow dick. I'm gayer than both of you combined.
Friend 1: I kneel! He is more faggot-er! (like a king)
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