Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2022
Get the Friends mug.January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
Get the National give your friend's money back day mug.A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
Get the mustard all over his leaving friend mug.by Poster Boy June 3, 2025
Get the National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day mug.A best friend is your one friend that you truly just love the most the one that gets you the must the one you laugh and talk to the most the one that you trust with your life with everything a true best friend is a Kate who keeps it all real all the time who’s funny and tells you the truth and laughs at your jokes even when there not funny the one you dream of your future together as besties of your weekend road trips and beach vacations your good old fashion girl talks that’s what a really good best friend a Kate that’s the best best friend
Kate’s the best friend ever!
by Thorns June 27, 2019
Get the Best friend mug.a friend that you do not actually like their personality, but bc of a situation( small shitty towns, at an event, relatives the same age as you, classes with random ppl ) you spend time with them (not always on a regular basis). this person annoys you at times and you may or may not find their beliefs expensive.
example 1
(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together
ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex
girl: we volunteer at the same place
ex3:
patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends
(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together
ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex
girl: we volunteer at the same place
ex3:
patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends
by echo88 March 26, 2023
Get the situation friend mug.(UK) A person who has or is suspected of having unhealthy sexual ambitions. Derived from Jimmy Savile, a British TV presenter who was exposed as an abuser of hundreds of children after his death in 2012.
A: Who's that fella always hanging round outside the off-licence?
B: Pervy Pete? He gives me the creeps as well - always buying underage kids booze. Friend of Savile's if ever I saw one.
A: Tsk tsk.
B: Pervy Pete? He gives me the creeps as well - always buying underage kids booze. Friend of Savile's if ever I saw one.
A: Tsk tsk.
by BoneheadedDinosaur November 25, 2013
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