by Tommieess February 09, 2020
Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 09, 2024
Hey this mother fucker did me wrong, I asked him "do you like blackcock? Then I proceeded to put it in by fucking him over 10 times over so he will never forget who he fucked with...
by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025
the act of two males locking their arms as if they were dosi-doing but then reaching over to grab their penises and masturbate
bro1: dude i totally want to jack right now
bro2: yea bro so do I
bro 1: i have an idea we should go dos-e-jacking
bro2: yea good idea here give me you're arm
then they proceed...
bro2: yea bro so do I
bro 1: i have an idea we should go dos-e-jacking
bro2: yea good idea here give me you're arm
then they proceed...
by little100bush April 15, 2010
by Connor W. January 09, 2008
The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.
Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave
by the man who gets the bat August 04, 2021
by This jelly July 27, 2021