take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“bro, take a hot shower”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

take a hot shower

a phrase to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“ Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower by G”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

Hot Asshole Syndrome

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.

Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.

by NippleBob Crane June 5, 2022

Red Hot Zone

A term commonly used in American Football. It refers to the area between the 7 yard line and the goal line in which the offense has a probability to score.

Hey bro, did you see Kyler Murray throw that interception in the Red Hot Zone?

by Ben Scrotumcock December 13, 2021

Stooges Hot Carl

Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.

Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!

by BatShyteCreazzinz' December 18, 2021

Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.

Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022

hot butt sex

Term used to troll your non homosexual bros. Usually used in conversation to replace “I would totally fuck you if I were a girl”

*Friend shows you a picture of themselves in an outfit to get your opinion*

NON HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND: “Yo do you think I should post this picture of me in the new fit?”

ME: “You should totally do that dude, if I saw you wearing that I would totally have hot butt sex with you”

*Both stare for a second, then laugh out loud*

by BIGBOOTYBRI April 18, 2022