Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

surface creep

The act of crawling a surface which usually isn't or shouldn't be crawled across.

The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.

by soilscienceguy November 30, 2017

Creep Night

When your partner lets you cheat on them for one night.

"I told Keisha I wanted to smash so l asked my girl for a creep night."

by Lick.My.Dick August 16, 2018

Creep

When someone has fun observing others

I love observing people said Charlie the Creep

by Ligmalmaolol March 13, 2023

Menacing creep

People like Dawson Cagle who tend to creep on little little girls and attempt to seduce them with robux. Typically when a young girl is in grave danger by Dawson.

I got menacing creeped so hard last night I started being called Dawson Cagle

by Young faggit October 29, 2025

Creep

Someone who goes out of their way to be sure to be cruel, rude, demonic, irritating, irresponsible etc. just because they can, or just to be mean to someone who doesn’t deserve it!

“That creep just won’t leave me alone!”

“They didn’t have to do that they’re such a creep!”

“That creep just doesn’t know when to stop!”

“Why are they being so mean? I didn’t do anything to them!”

“I was correcting them on something evil they doing and they flipped it on me, lying and making me look bad, they’re such a creep! “

by :}{: February 22, 2022

Creep-Kabob

A creepy person.

Friend 1: Did you see how that guy was staring at us as we walked by?

Friend 2: Yeah, he’s a real creep-kabob.

Ew, such a creep-kabob.

I felt so uncomfortable what a creep-kabob.

by Scarlett Snow March 21, 2019