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Taco People

a slang word for a fat mexican who eats lots of tacos and is very gassy
by rubyrude.infinite July 29, 2017
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taco platter

Big ole plate of cheapass Mexican food. Usually comes out looking exactly like it does when it went in.
"Man, I just came out of the john, and it looks like I ate 3 taco platters!"
by benihana_chef June 24, 2004
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shit taco

watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.
salsa becomes present after shit tacoing
by Bagel384 March 9, 2008
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Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.
Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.
by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011
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Salsa Taco

When a male has sex with a barely legal girl while on her period.
Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!

Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.
by mother fucking jean November 7, 2007
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Taco Jack

An amazing creation from the Value Menu at Jack In The Box. You start with Breakfast Jack and the 2 Regular Tacos, each 99 cents. You split the Breakfast Jack between the ham and the egg and insert one of the tacos, adding taco sauce if necessary. Slap the Bfast Jack back together and enjoy that tasty 'wich!
Greg: Breakfast time!

Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?

Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!
by CalCoast Greg, Ventura CA March 1, 2011
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tuscadero taco

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"
Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco
by MadDog3030 April 22, 2011
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