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Joe Van Falier 2.0

Still a straight up Overwatch loving nerd, except he no longer plays his PS4 as much and has converted to PC Gaming. 77 Inches may have been a slight exaggeration, though his cyok is a solidly healthy size and his bitches are increasing. Caught him chatting up some "kinky" (Dan's words) gal, which has made me very proud; Well done my brother. Still blonde with blue eyes but so far he has not stabbed me in the back and we maintain a strong relationship. Since last time he has said 1 more swear word (Knob I think?) and his grades are still "Peng". His height has increase to approximately 5'7 or so and he is easily able to knock any fool out with his dojo moves. Wham eyebrows as always...
Kinky Gal: Joe Van Falier 2.0 is epic, I love his girth and charisma.
by saint_jon February 6, 2022
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bellers before fellers +hoes

a phrase only to be used by real taco bellers that signifies that bellers come before all men (except parker) and hoes.
person 1: hey wanna go on a date

beller: nah i got work
person 1: just skip for me ;)
beller: NO (pulls out dog tag) BELLERS BEFORE FELLERS +HOES
by beller fr October 18, 2022
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The pot hole filler

When a woman with an eye patch blows you and right when you're ready to nut, you pull back the eye patch, nut in the socket, and replace the eye patch.
by Dark daddy December 19, 2022
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Smeller is the feller

The person that smelled the fart, is the person who farted
**Someone said they smelled a fart**
Response:
the “smeller is the feller”
by Mase February 17, 2023
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The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster

One faithful night, a young kid from New Jersey named Chris Dorner was playing Jedi Fallen Order. All was going well until he got to the last level of the game. He was fighting the Second Sister when he started to get a little angry. He started yelling and screaming and said "FUCK THIS BITCH!!!!!" to a bunch of pixels that were kicking his ass. Papa Dorner came in and said, "CHRIS!" and there was the sound of Chris disconnecting from the discord call. It was a sight to bold and Chris Dorner is a bitch.
Hey Chris Dorner you remember The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster?
by Chris Dorner Bitch March 4, 2023
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Who let the Fallen Angels cook?

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024
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epstein frig fellers

its when you call jeffery epstein up and he comes to your house and profusely penatrates you and your families anal columns until he busts in all of you then he recites the words "epstein fck nggers" then he pulls a bong out of his anus and lights up.
"tonight I'm gonna epstein frig fellers"
by sopeli fisherwood December 2, 2025
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