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Michael

A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.
by KyLyn It August 5, 2018
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Michael

Usually a tall person who only talks about Russia. On special occasions, this person will celebrate the birth of The Soviet Union. This person also despises fortnite yet they are probably playing right now.
The Michael marches proudly on the newly paved Chinese communist streets
by michael467483949032 May 5, 2018
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Michael

a very rude person immature person. They sometimes are very loud and obnoxious but at times can be a pretty funny friend. He likes to call people gay sometimes too. Hanging around him can be fun at times but also can be infuriating because he likes to yell at you a lot. He also likes loose coochie.
Man 1: Man, Michael was very mean to me today!
Man 2: Are you sure? Michael helped me with Math today.
Man 1: But didn't he crumble the paper?
Man 2: Yeah, so? At least I learned something.
Man 1: I guess so...
by Hairambe February 9, 2019
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michael

ugly ass basic bitch..... usually has the last name harvey. can’t draw for shit and has bad music taste
dude he is such a michael... basic as fuq”
by frank ocean fan July 19, 2019
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Michael

Michael this is the 12 time you’ve lisiten to that song today!
by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018
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Michael

I hate Michael
by weed69 December 13, 2019
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Michael

You are being such a Michael
by Team name November 30, 2019
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