taco platter

Big ole plate of cheapass Mexican food. Usually comes out looking exactly like it does when it went in.

"Man, I just came out of the john, and it looks like I ate 3 taco platters!"

by benihana_chef June 24, 2004

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Taco People

a slang word for a fat mexican who eats lots of tacos and is very gassy

Gabriel is one of the taco people.

by rubyrude.infinite July 29, 2017

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shit taco

watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.

salsa becomes present after shit tacoing

by Bagel384 March 9, 2008

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While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.

Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

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Salsa Taco

When a male has sex with a barely legal girl while on her period.

Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!

Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.

by mother fucking jean November 7, 2007

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shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.

Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

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