Purple tea

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly

1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"

by Father Worthington October 19, 2010

Wayne's Tea

Wayne's Tea is another word for pee.

1.I have to make some Wayne's Tea.
2.Wayne Galloway considers his pee tea.
3.Wayne Galloway's Tea is some pretty mother effin nasty tea.

by bob schikelnastyburgerass November 4, 2007

Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It is that time of the month. Once you have cum inside her, she dismounts and leaves a serving of cream & jam on your scrotum. She then licks your balls while you urinate.

During the vineyard tour, Phil pulled his whinging, horny girlfriend aside and gave her a Devonshire tea.

by Philthehole July 23, 2022

Booba tea

It's just like milky boba tea, except you replace the milk with breast milk

Person 1: Hey, do you want to get some booba tea?
Person 2: No, what the fuck?!

by I have toast December 28, 2021

Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.

Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped

by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020

tea-rangle

To tea-rangle is to teabag with such force to break the sound barrier and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible and ultimately killing or giving really bad injuries to your opponent and leaving no evidence.
But you need to eat alot before trying this but do not try this at home.

Tea-rangle, him, no way!

by lukazaz June 20, 2011

tea-bagger

A person who is far superior at tea-bagging than the average person. This person may of had a career tea-bagging or just has done it so many times for fun that he has acquired skills to make his performance an art form .

Timmy is such a tea-bagger.
Timmy the tea-bagger tickled Tanya’s nose and shit on her face for fun or as he said he did it for shits and giggles.

by Scott McBain August 22, 2006